I met a new friend at the family reunion. His name was 
Little Stevie, and earlier Saturday morning he burnt his 
finger on the curling iron. Oh how he went on about his 
finger and that he cried and when asked how old he was 
he would make the OK sign and say this many. Now for 
those of you who didn’t hear the story, because Little 
Stevie was that many he couldn’t chew gum anymore. 
That boy had all of us that was listening rolling on the 
ground. I hope to see Little Stevie next year when we 
do this again but until then, Stevie stay away from the 
curling irons and maybe next year you can have gum.